Monday, December 22, 2008

Dec 22nd Monday

Whoo! no school! Today my friend Hoshi came down from Florida We went to the mall and saw yes man an amazing movie five stars, I'm gonna try and see if I can go a whole week saying yes to everything. Anyways Hoshi has been doing great shes phychic like no joke she can see dead people I decided to teach her some wiccan magick just to see if she come do it, she was better than me within minets. she said she'd give me her power if she could and I will look for a spell for it. But even if I find one would it really be ethical for me to do that? Everything happens for a reason there must be a reason she has powers and I don't so if I took them I'd proubly get so bad-ass karma back that is if the universe even allowed the spell to work , and Hoshi wouldn't have them when she one day she needs them.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Pagan Humor

Ten Ways to Piss Off a Pagan
1.Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
2.Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
3.Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light.(No need to waste a good candle!)
4.Pick up their gems for a closer look.
5.Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.
6.Witness to them about the "true religion".
7.Untie the knots in their cord.
8.Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
9.Play card games with their Tarot cards.
10.Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
- by Grey Mantle
Ten More Ways to Piss Off a Pagan
1. Ask them if they talk to their crystals.
2. Ask them if they have accepted Jesus Christ as their personal savior.
3. Exorcise them, their home, or their personal belongings.
4. Ask to see their witch marks.
5. Give them a copy of the Necronomicon "because I know you're into that stuff."
6. Bring the plate of food they left out inside so it won't spoil.
7. Leaf through their Book of Shadows.
8. Open all the doors and windows of their house to get rid of "that nasty smoky smell".
9. Call them "acorn worshippers".
10. Ask them if their crystals talk to them.
- by Honeyblossom

Dec 15th Monday

It's been a while since I've written in here. I've finally given up on Cara and Mia. I really just wanna be alone but by the same token I want friends. I was telling Fey about how much time I've been spending in the Libray as of late I thought I was fine and that I was happy but the way she reacted I felt miserable. She says humans are social creatures and I need friends but I don't want any so-called friends not after Cara and Mia. I hate humans. When I told her this she sounded like she thought I was gonna commit suicide, I'm not my existence is stupid and I don't get it I mean I wouldn't wanna be my friend. But I have Tsuki and Ren and Fey so as long as I have them I'll live.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Dec 6th

Today I went to borders to look for a book on Wicca ( I know I must talk about witchcraft a lot in this book I'm sure I'll ease up eventually.) Anyways it was difficult to find, at first I looked under realign all I got were Christan novels and stuff like that I found this one book it was in the nonfiction section called 90 Minuets in Heaven Apparently the author died and went to heaven and back because somebody prayed a lot. I think he was having a near death experience.

So I found some books on Wicca a few isles over under magic. I settled on one called Solitary witch it has everything I highly recommend it, it has everything you'd ever want. Anyhow I was worried that Dad wouldn't buy it but he thought nothing of it. Tsuki came over after and I like that she supports my witchyness but I wish she would take it seriously as a realign and understand it's not all houcus pokus and what not. But she was a useful partner when I was playing with energy it's tons of fun you make a little ball of energy in your hands and play catch with it.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Dec 5th

Well today in health we listed the top ten likes and dislikes about a boy and vise virsa. The girls mostly said things like they should be mature smart and nice not a player ect. Boys are morons all they want is a girl with big breasts. In other news yesterday the book fair was today and yesterday. Yesterday they where selling this pretty deck of tarot cards but there was just one set I really wanted it but I didn't have any money on me. so I stashed the deck under a large book on the history of somthing I didn't think anyone would pick it up anyways I bought them today there so pretty.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Monday Decmeber 1st

Kay, so break is over and I went back to school it's been uber boring (and swim P.E. is evil my hair is hideous.) Well last night I was browsing my Wicca Guilds fourms and I came across an interesting how to guide on how to see auras. An aura is the energy that surrounds all things The aura that surrounds a human can tell you a lot about them. For example my aura is pink (it actually is) and that means I'm kinda immature. The aura has a lot of levels seven I think but so far I can only see the first and only if the person is standing still in front of something white. Luckly, my teachers stand in front of white boards all day it's fun letting yourself see the aura then not. Fading in and out, in and out. Well hopefully I'll get better, I'm really loving the auras most of them are pretty.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Pagan Joke

A lifelong Pagan dies one day after struggling with a severe ilness. She is sent to the pearly gates of Heaven and is met by St. Peter. He has a little flick though his book and says "You're a Pagan, aren't you?" The Pagan nods quietly. "Well, I'm sorry, Heaven is only for Christians. I'm going to have to send you to Hell. If you'd be so kind as to take that escalator down..." The Pagan is surprised and a little disappointed, but she takes the escalator nonetheless. Whe she gets to the bottom, she's met by the biggest surprised of them all. She sees a beautiful pasture, lush and green, covered with flowers and smiling faces. A tall, dapperly dressed man approaches her and embraces her. "I am Lucifer and I would like to welcome you to the Summerlands." All of a sudden, a huge chasm opens up, accompanied by the smell of sulfur and the sight of huge licking flames and a few screaming souls dropping from above into said chasm. It closes as soon as it appeared and the Pagan is left gobsmacked. "Oh, don't mind that", Lucifer says. "That's just for the Christians."

Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween Everyone! ^.^

Hello peeps who own computers Loli-tan here. Well my Halloween is just about over but it was one of the best yet. Me and my bf Ren went trick-or-treating till about 9:30 he was the phantom of the opera and I was a totally sexy genie, Tsuki says I looked like a slut Ren didn't think so but I'm pretty sure that's cuz if he did I would hit him. Well anyways I'm kinda amazed that people actually knew what Ren was. Personally I think he should have ditched the mask and gotten some fangs be a vampire like Edward he's hot (yeah I'm a Twilight fantic.) And after we finished I took him out on hammock in the back yard and we made out it was my first time to and it was the most amazing thing it tasted different than i thought maybe like water? Either way I'm in love and I'm happy.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Well welcome to my blog

Hello my name is Lolita, I'm in 9th grade at Bronx high school (well not really but I'm not publishing where i go to school on the Internet) I'm vice president of the fashion club at my school and I'm a complete anime freak I hope to become a manga-ka when I grow up. I have a very blunt straight forward personality I'm terrible with advice but I'll give you a good kick in the butt when your feeling sorry for yourself. Right now I'm dating a great guy called Ren he's a real gentleman and insanly shy (it's fun messing with him) he pretty much does whatever I say. My only complaint is his mom she hates me and doesn't think I'm worthy of her baby maybe it's true but he should still be free to make his own decisions. My best friend is 11 and her name is Tsuki but shes insanely mature for her age shes kinda clingy but I luv her anyway. Shes the type of person when I wake up on Saturday and walk downstairs she'll be on my laptop eating cereal and say "yo Loli, good morning you don't mind that I let myself in, right? Course you don't." Of course Tsuki is only around after school. At school I hang out with Cara and Mia they've been inseparable since 4th grade and I feel left out sometimes but you know it's OK since I have Tsuki. Anyways Mia is very interesting I'm still trying to figure her out I think she suffers from multiple personality issues sometimes she so cute and sweet but fake and even though shes fake you still have to melt in her arms its like she has a weird power over everyone that nobody notices unless you take two steps back and even when you acknowledge it you still can't fight her. And the other side of her is just a spoiled brat that will pester you until she gets what she wants. I know I must be making it sound like shes a terrible person but I don't think that I think her true personalty lies somewhere else I'm very curios about what her true character is like. And moving on Cara is very quite at a distance but if you get to know her shes lots of fun and very outgoing. She is completely obsessed with Lost and So You Think You Can Dance. Well thats my life and almost everyone in it I'll keep you posted so keep reading.
-Lolita